NEW: Teens start fighting and throwing chairs at each other in a DC Chipotle just hours after U.S. Attorney for DC Jeanine Pirro said she would prosecute parents of teens involved in "teen takeovers."One teen was seen throwing a children's highchair."We’re going to charge them, and if you drop your kid off and you fail to supervise them or you let them skip school to join the chaos, you are going to face fines, court-ordered classes and possible jail time," Pirro said last week of "teen takeover

Comedy so often gets discussed in terms of if you *100% agree* with the joke and never enough in the construction, the build, the musicality, and that’s why even if you’ve never seen Looney Toons you can feel how this is excellently crafted. It’s a joke not a subway take

Enhanced Games athlete in photo is James “The Missile” Magnussen.Australian swimmer with an Olympic silver medal. Said he’d “juice to the gills” if offered $1m to break 50m freestyle record of 20.88.Enhanced Games agreed. This vid of him is most viewed on its YouTube channel and top comment is incredible: “you can see his back from his front”.Absolute tank. 6’6 and will weigh ~250lbs for the swim.For the inaugural Enhanced Games this weekend, Magnussen will also wear a full-body polyurethane sup